Crystal is a Los Angeles-based writer and artist with a love for dark humor. A former Senior Editor at BuzzFeed, her work includes editorial writing, screenwriting, and drawing things that sometimes make other people mad (or, if she's lucky, laugh).

Originally from New Hampshire, Crystal attended the University of St. Andrews in Scotland, where she ate haggis, drank whisky, and passed out on a golf course. These days, however, she can usually be found bothering her cat Peggy or waking up to find her toddler standing ominously beside her bed.

Crystal is represented by Theresa Won of Won Way Media.